No you're not seeing things. What is pictured above are two, stuffed mice made to look like Vincent Vega and Jules Winfield from Pulp Fiction, arguably the greatest film ever made, (but that's a post for another day). The fact that no friend, family member or significant other has ever bought this for me means one thing: I have no family, I have no friends, I have no significant others. It's just me, admiring the little things, the great things, the stuffed rodents. These two, ex-An American Tail rats are FOR SALE.
How well did this taxidermist NAIL these two thugs?! Let's list all of things that make this item great:
1. The taxidermist found a darker mouse for Jules. This taxidermist... no excuse me, artist, prides his/herself in their attention to detail. And although the darker mouse just looks like a white mouse covered in dust, this artist knew that this interracial hitmen duo had to stay interracial.
2. I found these two sly mice on Etsy. Ahh Etsy. It's the perfect website really. You can find some beautiful, hand-made earrings for your girlfriend, and then hop on over to the taxidermy section and pick up a little gift for yourself. You've earned it.
3. The Materials List. Probably my favorite thing about this item is that the first material listed is Mouse skin. Doesn't that come with the dead mouse? Also the use of "animal hair." After being so specific before they grow vague with this one. Did they use another animal's hair for the mice wigs? I think by animals they meant 'human's' and by hair they meant 'pubes.' Jules' wig is 150% human pubic hair.
4. There are more. More Fucking Mice Yes, you heard right. Where there is one there must be others. If you want your day ruined check out Marilyn Monroe... as a dead mouse!
Happy Birthday Mr. President.
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