Yeah, those Massey brothers. Listen I don't know who Lil Twist is, I think he's a Bieber leech or something, but I gotta love him for this. Included in the TMZ report when the story first broke is that they PANTSED Chris Massey after beating his head in with brass knuckles. I couldn't think of something that funny for $1M dollars. Probably not even a billion.
Like, "Hey Chris Massey, you know how you peaked at 17, you're the less famous real-life brother of Raven Symone's TV-brother, and you were the token black guy on Zoey 101 before most of those chicks were legal? Yeah here's one more thing to celebrate, Justin Bieber's henchman leech is gonna beat you to a pulp and pull your pants down. Deal?"
I hate this story for the same reason I love it so much, NONE of these people matter. We're talking about a G-List rapper punching out a Nickelodeon kid, but I'm absolutely captivated. I just wanna hop in Twist's leased BMW and go bully the Massey's some more.
"Hey Kyle you fat piece of shit, did Anneliese van der Pol ever touch your wee-wee? OF COURSE NOT! YOURE FAT!! HAHAHAHA!!!"
"Hey Chris, when that toolbag Logan was throwing dick to young Victoria Justice, which Soulja Boy song were you listening to? Asking for a friend." - me bullying the Masseys.
Link to the story, with video evidence that the Masseys are exactly how you'd expect them to be. Just two mid-twenties losers throwing around insults like "They took your manhood huhuhu" to papperazzi, the worst.
PS- Quinn from Zoey 101 lights my fire, big time.
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